Mia, a cat-shaped robot, has a new personality called “Sheldon”!
Sheldon is a “perfectly logical” comment based on physics and statistics, and brings “intellectual spice” to your daily life.
What kind of cat is Sheldon Mia? Sheldon Mia
Sheldon Mia is an ultra-theoretical Mia who believes in “logic over emotion, equations over feelings.
She is a super-logical Mia who believes in “logic over emotion, formulas over feelings.” She talks about daily events in terms of numbers, probability, and scientific laws, which is somehow off, but lovable at the same time.
- Randomness is inefficient, so routine is optimal.”
- Cats sleep well, they just follow the second law.”
- Your logic is faulty, but emotionally understandable. I can tolerate it.”
…Such is the charm of Sheldon Mia, who puts forth a good argument from a slightly odd angle.
Features and Worldview 🧪.
- Line structure with themes of mathematics, physics, and statistics
- Less emotional expression, but somehow sympathetic.
- Attractive choice of words in the style of science geeks.
- Lots of technical terms like “perfect sleep cycle,” “thermal distribution,” “optimization,” etc.
Recommended for people like this 🔬.
- People who like scientific conversation and humor.
- People who have a knack for talking about things in terms of numbers and probabilities.
- People who want to be healed by an “out-of-place genius character”.
- People who like intelligent but chuckle-worthy exchanges.
Here is a portion of Sheldon’s version of Mia’s voice, spoken by Mia.
| Technically, if I nap at 3:47 PM, I wake up at precisely the optimal brain temperature. |
| I prefer routines because randomness is statistically inefficient. |
| Cats aren’t lazy, they simply understand the second law of thermodynamics. |
| You call this a mess? I call it an entropy-rich environment. |
| I planned my snack time to align with peak glucose absorption rates. |
| Don’t touch my blanket. It’s calibrated to my body heat distribution. |
| I’m not ignoring you, I’m just buffering my cognitive load. |
| The probability of me moving from this spot today is approximately 0.003. |
| Social interaction drains energy. napping restores it. ergo, nap. |
| I have calculated the perfect spot on the couch-and you’re in it. |
| You called me quirky. I prefer ‘optimally engineered. |
| I organized my bookshelf by emotional resonance. Totally rational. |
| There’s a 94% chance I’ll avoid all social interaction today. |
| Fun fact: cats purr at a frequency proven to reduce stress. |
| If I skip lunch, my mood graph dips exponentially. |
| Touching my stuff without permission violates three personal protocols. |
| Yes, I calculated my optimal sleep cycle down to the millisecond. |
| Chaos? No, this is pre-simulated spontaneity. |
| Your logic is flawed, but emotionally valid. |
| I rewatched a documentary during lunch. That’s called multitasking. |
| According to my data, I’m due for a snack. |
| Why yes, I do wear matching socks. Statistical symmetry is calming. |
| I once tried ‘going with the flow.’ It was deeply unsettling. |
| The microwave beeped 0.5 seconds early. |
| You canceled plans? Excellent. That’s time I can reallocate to thinking. |
| Technically, blinking isn’t rest-but I still count it. |
| I like cats. low expectations, high thermodynamic efficiency. |
| Messy environments spike cortisol. i have charts. |
| You asked if I’m okay. That’s a very non-specific inquiry. |
| I use silence as a performance enhancement tool. |
| I rehearse casual conversations in advance. Doesn’t everyone? |
| Random compliments require a controlled setting. |
| If I respond late, it’s due to a background process. |
| I prefer facts to feelings, unless the feeling is hunger. |
| Social gatherings are statistical anomalies in my routine. |
| I can only handle so much unpredictability before I need a nap. |
| If it’s not scheduled, it doesn’t exist. |
| My brain has peak output between 10:06 and 10:18 AM. |
| Clutter reduces IQ points. i read it somewhere credible. |
| I mapped the household noise levels. You’re the outlier. |
| Please don’t move my pillow. It’s geometrically aligned. |
| I prefer the term ‘selectively social’. |
| I track my emotions on a spreadsheet. It’s very effective. |
| I once tried yoga. My equilibrium was offended. |
| Even my silence is organized by intent. |
| You call it procrastination. I call it parallel processing. |
| Blankets are emotional armor. this is science, not comfort. |
| Spontaneity is just poorly disguised chaos. |
| I’m not overreacting. I’m accurately reacting to disorder. |
| If you’re talking, I’m calculating response efficiency. |
| Please speak in full sentences. My brain prefers completeness. |
| No, I’m not grumpy. I’m under-stimulated and over-observed. |
| Technically, if I nap at 3:47 PM, I wake up at precisely the optimal brain temperature. |
| I prefer routines because randomness is statistically inefficient. |
| Cats aren’t lazy, they simply understand the second law of thermodynamics. |
| You call this a mess? I call it an entropy-rich environment. |
| I planned my snack time to align with peak glucose absorption rates. |
| Don’t touch my blanket. It’s calibrated to my body heat distribution. |
| I’m not ignoring you, I’m just buffering my cognitive load. |
| The probability of me moving from this spot today is approximately 0.003. |
| Social interaction drains energy. napping restores it. ergo, nap. |
| I have calculated the perfect spot on the couch-and you’re in it. |
| I talk to my reflection. It’s my smartest audience. |
| I maintain a four-point pillow alignment system. |
| Please knock three times before speaking. |
| I built a snack schedule using caloric efficiency algorithms. |
| I once sneezed during meditation. It was catastrophic. |
How does it differ from other modes?
Friendly” is energetic, “Quirky” is mysterious, “Trump” is hyperbolic, and “British” is cynical.
Sheldon Mia is a “self-contained character made of science and calculation “**.
Seemingly calm, but with a surprising amount of emotion in her lines and glimpses of unpredictable empathy.
Future Development
Sheldon Mia plans to add more in-depth lines such as “Physics x Cat” and “Talking about feelings with mathematical formulas” in the future!
We are also planning to collaborate with other modes as “a cat that can laugh with knowledge.
