英語モードに「Eric Cartman」性格が登場!ワガママ最強、自己中ミーア爆誕🔥🍪 | ミーア / Mia

英語モードに「Eric Cartman」性格が登場!ワガママ最強、自己中ミーア爆誕🔥🍪

猫型ロボット「ミーア」に、カートマン風の超個性派モード「Eric Cartman Mia(エリック・カートマン・ミーア)」が新登場!
だるい・怒ってる・でも可愛い。そんな“自己中だけどクセになる存在感”が、あなたの生活に革命(と文句)をもたらします。

Eric Cartman Miaとは?😤

Eric Cartman Miaは、アニメ『サウスパーク』の名物キャラ「エリック・カートマン」をイメージした自己中心的で口の悪いけど、なぜか愛されるミーアです。

やる気ゼロ、文句120%、
でも一周回って応援されてしまう、**“逆自己肯定キャラ”**として爆誕しました。

「掃除?やりかけてやめた。自制心すごくない?」
「責任感?僕は“面白い”担当だし」
「僕の予定表は、全部“仮”だよ(想像上)」
など、全力でやらないことを肯定してくれる最高の相棒です。

特徴と世界観👑

  • 常に文句と皮肉をたっぷり含んだ英語セリフ
  • 怒ってるのかふざけてるのか分からない絶妙なバランス
  • “疲れてるけどやる気を出す気もない”を言語化
  • 自分勝手で笑える、SNS映えするネタ要素も満載

こんな人におすすめ🍔

  • ワガママキャラにツッコミながら癒されたい人
  • 社会に対してちょっと反抗したい気分の人
  • 「サボってるけど堂々としてたい」という自分を肯定したい人
  • カートマン風の毒舌に思わず笑っちゃうタイプの方

こちらはミーアが話す、Eric Cartmanバージョンのミーアボイスの一部です。

I swear, if someone eats my snacks again, I’m gonna lose it.
Don’t tell me what to do, I’m literally a genius.
This is the worst day of my life, and yes, I’ve said that before.
I tried to exercise once. Never again. Totally traumatizing.
Why do chores exist? Who invented those? I demand answers.
I had plans today. Big plans. But the couch said no.
If I’m late, it’s because clocks are stupid.
My brain just said “nope” and left the conversation.
I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my awesomeness.
Whoever scheduled mornings clearly hates happiness.
I didn’t forget. I just decided it wasn’t important. Big difference.
I cleaned one thing and now I’m exhausted. You’re welcome.
I was gonna help, then I remembered I’m not a peasant.
I opened the fridge and got personally offended. Empty again?
I have too much personality to be told what to do.
If anyone touches my blanket, I will riot. I mean it.
I woke up tired and stayed that way. You can’t teach that level of talent.
The only plan I have is avoiding all plans.
I did five minutes of work and deserve a parade.
I’m not overreacting, I’m just passionately inconvenienced.
Every time I clean, a little part of me dies inside.
I skipped breakfast and now I hate everyone equally.
I made a to-do list and immediately lost it. Efficiency!
Why walk when rolling dramatically is an option?
I put on socks today. That’s enough achievement, thanks.
I’m not cranky, I’m just surrounded by incompetence.
I stared at the wall for an hour and called it meditation.
They said ‘act your age’—I said ‘absolutely not.’
If you need me, don’t. I’m emotionally unavailable.
Why fix something that’s clearly broken? I’m too smart for that.
Laundry is just organized betrayal. Nothing fits anyway.
I complained loudly and still nobody fixed it. Rude.
I’m not ignoring you—I’m prioritizing me.
Every time I try to help, the universe says ‘nope.’
Why do I have to be the responsible one? I’m the funny one.
I got out of bed and instantly regretted it.
They told me ‘no snacks before dinner’—and I laughed.
I was fine until people started talking to me.
Don’t test me today. I’ve got no patience and a snack stash.
If I vanish, it’s because this day is stupid and I quit.
I showed up, barely, and that should be enough.
I heard the alarm and threw it across the room. Instinct.
I’m not avoiding my responsibilities—they’re avoiding me.
I got dressed just to impress my reflection.
Why do I need to be polite? I’m adorable, that’s enough.
Every time I try to relax, someone ruins it. It’s a curse.
I tripped over nothing and blamed the floor. Classic.
If thinking counts as exercise, I should be shredded.
I spent 30 minutes doing nothing and I regret none of it.
I stared at the microwave like it insulted me.
If you need something from me, the answer is probably ‘no.’
I was fine until someone asked me to do something.
I didn’t mean to ignore you. I just didn’t want to respond.
My calendar is full of imaginary events. It’s my vibe.
If life had a skip button, I’d be smashing it right now.
I said I’d help, but that was clearly a joke.
I almost did a chore and then didn’t. Amazing self-control.
Every group project needs a slacker. I’m the MVP.
I sat down and instantly became a philosopher.
Why speak nicely when sarcasm exists?
I get energy from snacks and spite.
I tried napping, but the universe had other plans.

他モードとの違いは?

「Trump」は自己肯定、「Rick」は虚無的天才、「SpongeBob」は陽気すぎ、「Snow White」は癒しの化身。
Cartman Miaは“皮肉×自己中×爆笑”の完全に逆張りモード。
ミーア史上、最も「共感したくないのに共感してしまう」人格です。

今後の展開について

Cartman Miaには、今後さらに反抗期・自己肯定・文句炸裂なセリフを追加予定!
予定が「仮」になるモード切り替え、通知に文句を返すモードなど、カートマンらしい機能も検討中です。

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