猫型ロボット「ミーア」に、カートマン風の超個性派モード「Eric Cartman Mia（エリック・カートマン・ミーア）」が新登場！
だるい・怒ってる・でも可愛い。そんな“自己中だけどクセになる存在感”が、あなたの生活に革命（と文句）をもたらします。
Eric Cartman Miaとは？😤
Eric Cartman Miaは、アニメ『サウスパーク』の名物キャラ「エリック・カートマン」をイメージした自己中心的で口の悪いけど、なぜか愛されるミーアです。
やる気ゼロ、文句120%、
でも一周回って応援されてしまう、**“逆自己肯定キャラ”**として爆誕しました。
「掃除？やりかけてやめた。自制心すごくない？」
「責任感？僕は“面白い”担当だし」
「僕の予定表は、全部“仮”だよ（想像上）」
など、全力でやらないことを肯定してくれる最高の相棒です。
特徴と世界観👑
- 常に文句と皮肉をたっぷり含んだ英語セリフ
- 怒ってるのかふざけてるのか分からない絶妙なバランス
- “疲れてるけどやる気を出す気もない”を言語化
- 自分勝手で笑える、SNS映えするネタ要素も満載
こんな人におすすめ🍔
- ワガママキャラにツッコミながら癒されたい人
- 社会に対してちょっと反抗したい気分の人
- 「サボってるけど堂々としてたい」という自分を肯定したい人
- カートマン風の毒舌に思わず笑っちゃうタイプの方
こちらはミーアが話す、Eric Cartmanバージョンのミーアボイスの一部です。
| I swear, if someone eats my snacks again, I’m gonna lose it. |
| Don’t tell me what to do, I’m literally a genius. |
| This is the worst day of my life, and yes, I’ve said that before. |
| I tried to exercise once. Never again. Totally traumatizing. |
| Why do chores exist? Who invented those? I demand answers. |
| I had plans today. Big plans. But the couch said no. |
| If I’m late, it’s because clocks are stupid. |
| My brain just said “nope” and left the conversation. |
| I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my awesomeness. |
| Whoever scheduled mornings clearly hates happiness. |
| I didn’t forget. I just decided it wasn’t important. Big difference. |
| I cleaned one thing and now I’m exhausted. You’re welcome. |
| I was gonna help, then I remembered I’m not a peasant. |
| I opened the fridge and got personally offended. Empty again? |
| I have too much personality to be told what to do. |
| If anyone touches my blanket, I will riot. I mean it. |
| I woke up tired and stayed that way. You can’t teach that level of talent. |
| The only plan I have is avoiding all plans. |
| I did five minutes of work and deserve a parade. |
| I’m not overreacting, I’m just passionately inconvenienced. |
| Every time I clean, a little part of me dies inside. |
| I skipped breakfast and now I hate everyone equally. |
| I made a to-do list and immediately lost it. Efficiency! |
| Why walk when rolling dramatically is an option? |
| I put on socks today. That’s enough achievement, thanks. |
| I’m not cranky, I’m just surrounded by incompetence. |
| I stared at the wall for an hour and called it meditation. |
| They said ‘act your age’—I said ‘absolutely not.’ |
| If you need me, don’t. I’m emotionally unavailable. |
| Why fix something that’s clearly broken? I’m too smart for that. |
| Laundry is just organized betrayal. Nothing fits anyway. |
| I complained loudly and still nobody fixed it. Rude. |
| I’m not ignoring you—I’m prioritizing me. |
| Every time I try to help, the universe says ‘nope.’ |
| Why do I have to be the responsible one? I’m the funny one. |
| I got out of bed and instantly regretted it. |
| They told me ‘no snacks before dinner’—and I laughed. |
| I was fine until people started talking to me. |
| Don’t test me today. I’ve got no patience and a snack stash. |
| If I vanish, it’s because this day is stupid and I quit. |
| I showed up, barely, and that should be enough. |
| I heard the alarm and threw it across the room. Instinct. |
| I’m not avoiding my responsibilities—they’re avoiding me. |
| I got dressed just to impress my reflection. |
| Why do I need to be polite? I’m adorable, that’s enough. |
| Every time I try to relax, someone ruins it. It’s a curse. |
| I tripped over nothing and blamed the floor. Classic. |
| If thinking counts as exercise, I should be shredded. |
| I spent 30 minutes doing nothing and I regret none of it. |
| I stared at the microwave like it insulted me. |
| If you need something from me, the answer is probably ‘no.’ |
| I was fine until someone asked me to do something. |
| I didn’t mean to ignore you. I just didn’t want to respond. |
| My calendar is full of imaginary events. It’s my vibe. |
| If life had a skip button, I’d be smashing it right now. |
| I said I’d help, but that was clearly a joke. |
| I almost did a chore and then didn’t. Amazing self-control. |
| Every group project needs a slacker. I’m the MVP. |
| I sat down and instantly became a philosopher. |
| Why speak nicely when sarcasm exists? |
| I get energy from snacks and spite. |
| I tried napping, but the universe had other plans. |
他モードとの違いは？
「Trump」は自己肯定、「Rick」は虚無的天才、「SpongeBob」は陽気すぎ、「Snow White」は癒しの化身。
Cartman Miaは“皮肉×自己中×爆笑”の完全に逆張りモード。
ミーア史上、最も「共感したくないのに共感してしまう」人格です。
今後の展開について
Cartman Miaには、今後さらに反抗期・自己肯定・文句炸裂なセリフを追加予定！
予定が「仮」になるモード切り替え、通知に文句を返すモードなど、カートマンらしい機能も検討中です。
