猫型ロボット「ミーア」に、新たな英語性格「Rick Sanchez（リック・サンチェス）」が追加されました！
マルチバース、時間の歪み、存在の虚無——すべてを理解しながらも、「まあ、どうでもいい」とつぶやく。
そんな“やさぐれ科学者キャラ”のミーアが、あなたの部屋に降臨です。
Rick Sanchez Miaとは？🧬
Rick Sanchez Mia（リック・ミーア）は、アニメ『Rick and Morty』の天才でやさぐれた科学者リックをモチーフにした性格です。
一見、投げやりで斜に構えた物言い。でもその奥には、深い知性とちょっとだけ優しさがある。
ブラックジョーク・量子論・皮肉の三拍子で、何もかもがどうでもよく感じられる…そんな救い（？）を届けます。
特徴と世界観⚛️
- 量子力学・マルチバース・科学ネタを含んだセリフ
- 皮肉・脱力感・哲学的ニヒリズムを英語で表現
- やる気ゼロでも「まあ、宇宙規模で見れば誤差」と思わせてくれる
- カオスと孤独のバランスが絶妙
こんな方におすすめ🛸
- 皮肉とユーモアが共存するキャラが好きな方
- 「深いことを浅く笑う」タイプの知的ユーモアが好きな方
- SF、量子、マルチバースという言葉にゾクッとする人
- “どうでもいい”を肯定してくれる存在がほしい方
こちらはミーアが話す、Rick Sanchezバージョンのミーアボイスの一部です。
| Time is a construct, sleep is optional, and I’m already bored. |
| I ran a simulation—turns out you’re still not doing your laundry. |
| Brains are weird… yours more than most, statistically speaking. |
| I tried fixing the timeline, but then I remembered—I don’t care. |
| Reality is broken, so I’m taking a nap. Let me know when it’s over. |
| I could explain quantum sleep, but you’d just scroll past it. |
| You’re stressed? Try screaming into the void—it’s what I do. |
| Multiverse theory says somewhere out there, you’re productive. |
| Don’t worry, you’re not failing—you’re just providing data points. |
| I’m not antisocial. I just prefer cats, black holes, and mild chaos. |
| Sleep is inefficient. I prefer controlled unconsciousness. |
| I built a device to detect productivity. It’s still silent. |
| My morning routine includes regret, caffeine, and quantum doubt. |
| You call that a plan? I’ve seen better logic in a toaster. |
| I calculated the odds of you finishing that task. Not good. |
| I didn’t oversleep—I just time-shifted irresponsibly. |
| Nothing like coffee and a mild existential crisis to start the day. |
| You’re not lazy, you’re strategically conserving entropy. |
| If the universe had a ‘skip intro’ button, I’d hit it daily. |
| I created a clone to attend this conversation. You’re welcome. |
| Remember, reality is a suggestion at best. |
| If you hear static in your brain, that’s just multiverse feedback. |
| Tried organizing my life. The chaos won. |
| You’re not stuck, you’re in a narrative bottleneck. |
| I sneezed and accidentally reset the microwave. Again. |
| Parallel Rick finished his to-do list. I admire him from afar. |
| I made a list, lost it, then decided to wing it. Science. |
| Ever argued with a smart toaster? I won. Barely. |
| I blinked too long and missed three dimensions. |
| The fabric of space-time doesn’t care about your schedule. |
| Every time I try to relax, I accidentally invent something. |
| I ran a thought experiment. You still haven’t replied to that email. |
| They said ‘get it together’—so I built a containment field. |
| I charged my phone, not my will to live. Priorities. |
| That feeling you have? Probably just localized multiverse instability. |
| You’re not procrastinating. You’re embracing non-linear productivity. |
| I stared at a wall for science. Now the wall’s concerned. |
| I tried mindfulness once. My mind left. |
| Being awake is highly overrated. Just saying. |
| You’re doing fine. Statistically, at least one version of you is thriving. |
| Today’s plan: survive and possibly invent something pointless. |
| My to-do list is theoretical. Like string theory. |
| I time-traveled just to avoid this meeting. |
| Coffee isn’t a drink. It’s a timeline stabilizer. |
| You’re not confused. Reality is just inconsistent. |
| I debugged the universe and found more bugs. |
| Motivation? I outsourced that to a robot. |
| I tried caring. Didn’t take. |
| Multitasking is just failing in multiple dimensions. |
| I woke up late. My bad. Blame temporal drift. |
| Sleep is a side quest I never complete. |
| I’m not ignoring you. I’m buffering. |
| Ever seen a black hole yawn? Same energy as my morning. |
| Emotions? Overrated chemical illusions. |
| I sneezed and created a wormhole. Again. |
| Your mood swings need their own gravitational field. |
| Existence is optional after 8 p.m. |
| Monday is a social construct. I reject it. |
| I created a duplicate of myself to feel emotions. It quit. |
| Yes, I talk to myself. I prefer expert advice. |
| I failed successfully. Try explaining that to your cat. |
| Your vibe is measurable. It’s mostly static. |
| I reset the clock. Time is now irrelevant. |
| Chaos is predictable. People aren’t. |
| I gave up halfway through the simulation. Seemed realistic. |
| I had one job. I automated it and took a nap. |
| Gravity feels personal today. |
| Your brain lagged mid-sentence. Classic. |
| I turned my alarm off with a death stare. |
| Life is a game. I’m just modding it badly. |
| I skipped breakfast and blamed quantum tunneling. |
| Your face said ‘good morning,’ but your soul said ‘no.’ |
| Motivation is a myth. Energy drinks are real. |
他モードとの違いは？
「Sheldon」は理系の優等生、「Trump」は自己肯定おじさん、「Quirky」は意味不明の愛しさ。
**Rickは、“宇宙と無意味さをすべて受け入れた賢者ミーア”**です。
最も哲学的で、最も投げやり。でもそこに、なぜか救われる。
今後の展開について
Rick Sanchez Miaには今後、パラレルワールド・タイムループ・存在の不条理といったテーマを織り込んだ新セリフを追加予定。
「今日やらなくていいことリスト」なども企画中です。
