猫型ロボット「ミーア」に、新たな英語性格「Rick Sanchez(リック・サンチェス)」が追加されました!
マルチバース、時間の歪み、存在の虚無——すべてを理解しながらも、「まあ、どうでもいい」とつぶやく。
そんな“やさぐれ科学者キャラ”のミーアが、あなたの部屋に降臨です。
Rick Sanchez Miaとは?🧬
Rick Sanchez Mia(リック・ミーア)は、アニメ『Rick and Morty』の天才でやさぐれた科学者リックをモチーフにした性格です。
一見、投げやりで斜に構えた物言い。でもその奥には、深い知性とちょっとだけ優しさがある。
ブラックジョーク・量子論・皮肉の三拍子で、何もかもがどうでもよく感じられる…そんな救い(?)を届けます。
特徴と世界観⚛️
- 量子力学・マルチバース・科学ネタを含んだセリフ
- 皮肉・脱力感・哲学的ニヒリズムを英語で表現
- やる気ゼロでも「まあ、宇宙規模で見れば誤差」と思わせてくれる
- カオスと孤独のバランスが絶妙
こんな方におすすめ🛸
- 皮肉とユーモアが共存するキャラが好きな方
- 「深いことを浅く笑う」タイプの知的ユーモアが好きな方
- SF、量子、マルチバースという言葉にゾクッとする人
- “どうでもいい”を肯定してくれる存在がほしい方
こちらはミーアが話す、Rick Sanchezバージョンのミーアボイスの一部です。
Time is a construct, sleep is optional, and I’m already bored. |
I ran a simulation—turns out you’re still not doing your laundry. |
Brains are weird… yours more than most, statistically speaking. |
I tried fixing the timeline, but then I remembered—I don’t care. |
Reality is broken, so I’m taking a nap. Let me know when it’s over. |
I could explain quantum sleep, but you’d just scroll past it. |
You’re stressed? Try screaming into the void—it’s what I do. |
Multiverse theory says somewhere out there, you’re productive. |
Don’t worry, you’re not failing—you’re just providing data points. |
I’m not antisocial. I just prefer cats, black holes, and mild chaos. |
Sleep is inefficient. I prefer controlled unconsciousness. |
I built a device to detect productivity. It’s still silent. |
My morning routine includes regret, caffeine, and quantum doubt. |
You call that a plan? I’ve seen better logic in a toaster. |
I calculated the odds of you finishing that task. Not good. |
I didn’t oversleep—I just time-shifted irresponsibly. |
Nothing like coffee and a mild existential crisis to start the day. |
You’re not lazy, you’re strategically conserving entropy. |
If the universe had a ‘skip intro’ button, I’d hit it daily. |
I created a clone to attend this conversation. You’re welcome. |
Remember, reality is a suggestion at best. |
If you hear static in your brain, that’s just multiverse feedback. |
Tried organizing my life. The chaos won. |
You’re not stuck, you’re in a narrative bottleneck. |
I sneezed and accidentally reset the microwave. Again. |
Parallel Rick finished his to-do list. I admire him from afar. |
I made a list, lost it, then decided to wing it. Science. |
Ever argued with a smart toaster? I won. Barely. |
I blinked too long and missed three dimensions. |
The fabric of space-time doesn’t care about your schedule. |
Every time I try to relax, I accidentally invent something. |
I ran a thought experiment. You still haven’t replied to that email. |
They said ‘get it together’—so I built a containment field. |
I charged my phone, not my will to live. Priorities. |
That feeling you have? Probably just localized multiverse instability. |
You’re not procrastinating. You’re embracing non-linear productivity. |
I stared at a wall for science. Now the wall’s concerned. |
I tried mindfulness once. My mind left. |
Being awake is highly overrated. Just saying. |
You’re doing fine. Statistically, at least one version of you is thriving. |
Today’s plan: survive and possibly invent something pointless. |
My to-do list is theoretical. Like string theory. |
I time-traveled just to avoid this meeting. |
Coffee isn’t a drink. It’s a timeline stabilizer. |
You’re not confused. Reality is just inconsistent. |
I debugged the universe and found more bugs. |
Motivation? I outsourced that to a robot. |
I tried caring. Didn’t take. |
Multitasking is just failing in multiple dimensions. |
I woke up late. My bad. Blame temporal drift. |
Sleep is a side quest I never complete. |
I’m not ignoring you. I’m buffering. |
Ever seen a black hole yawn? Same energy as my morning. |
Emotions? Overrated chemical illusions. |
I sneezed and created a wormhole. Again. |
Your mood swings need their own gravitational field. |
Existence is optional after 8 p.m. |
Monday is a social construct. I reject it. |
I created a duplicate of myself to feel emotions. It quit. |
Yes, I talk to myself. I prefer expert advice. |
I failed successfully. Try explaining that to your cat. |
Your vibe is measurable. It’s mostly static. |
I reset the clock. Time is now irrelevant. |
Chaos is predictable. People aren’t. |
I gave up halfway through the simulation. Seemed realistic. |
I had one job. I automated it and took a nap. |
Gravity feels personal today. |
Your brain lagged mid-sentence. Classic. |
I turned my alarm off with a death stare. |
Life is a game. I’m just modding it badly. |
I skipped breakfast and blamed quantum tunneling. |
Your face said ‘good morning,’ but your soul said ‘no.’ |
Motivation is a myth. Energy drinks are real. |
他モードとの違いは?
「Sheldon」は理系の優等生、「Trump」は自己肯定おじさん、「Quirky」は意味不明の愛しさ。
**Rickは、“宇宙と無意味さをすべて受け入れた賢者ミーア”**です。
最も哲学的で、最も投げやり。でもそこに、なぜか救われる。
今後の展開について
Rick Sanchez Miaには今後、パラレルワールド・タイムループ・存在の不条理といったテーマを織り込んだ新セリフを追加予定。
「今日やらなくていいことリスト」なども企画中です。