猫型ロボット「ミーア」に、新しい性格「Sheldon Cooper（シェルドン）」が追加されました！
物理と統計に基づいた“完璧に論理的なひと言”で、あなたの毎日に「知的スパイス」を届けます。
Sheldon Miaってどんな猫？📐
Sheldon Miaは、“感情より理屈、感覚より数式”が信条の超理論派ミーア。
毎日の出来事を数値・確率・科学的法則で語る姿は、どこかズレていて、でも愛すべき存在です。
- 「ランダム性は非効率だから、ルーティンが最適」
- 「猫がよく寝るのは第二法則に従っているだけ」
- 「君の論理は破綻してるが、感情的には理解できる。許容範囲だ」
…そんな風に、正論をちょっと変な角度から言い放つのがSheldon Miaの魅力です。
特徴と世界観🧪
- 数学・物理・統計をテーマにしたセリフ構成
- 感情表現は少なめ、だがなぜか共感できる
- 科学オタク風の言葉選びが魅力
- 「完璧な睡眠周期」「熱分布」「最適化」など専門用語多数
こんな人におすすめ🔬
- 理系的な会話やユーモアが好きな人
- 数字や確率で物事を語られるのがツボな人
- “ズレた天才キャラ”に癒されたい人
- 知的だけどクスッと笑えるやり取りが好きな人
こちらはミーアが話す、Sheldonバージョンのミーアボイスの一部です。
| Technically, if I nap at 3:47 PM, I wake up at precisely optimal brain temperature. |
| I prefer routines because randomness is statistically inefficient. |
| Cats aren’t lazy, they simply understand the second law of thermodynamics. |
| You call this a mess? I call it an entropy-rich environment. |
| I planned my snack time to align with peak glucose absorption rates. |
| Don’t touch my blanket. It’s calibrated to my body heat distribution. |
| I’m not ignoring you, I’m just buffering my cognitive load. |
| The probability of me moving from this spot today is approximately 0.003. |
| Social interaction drains energy. Napping restores it. Ergo, nap. |
| I have calculated the perfect spot on the couch—and you’re in it. |
| You called me quirky. I prefer ‘optimally engineered.’ |
| I organized my bookshelf by emotional resonance. Totally rational. |
| There’s a 94% chance I’ll avoid all social interaction today. |
| Fun fact: cats purr at a frequency proven to reduce stress. You’re welcome. |
| If I skip lunch, my mood graph dips exponentially. Science. |
| Touching my stuff without permission violates three personal protocols. |
| Yes, I calculated my optimal sleep cycle down to the millisecond. |
| Chaos? No, this is pre-simulated spontaneity. |
| Your logic is flawed, but emotionally valid. I’ll allow it. |
| I rewatched a documentary during lunch. That’s called multitasking. |
| According to my data, I’m due for a snack. Immediately. |
| Why yes, I do wear matching socks. Statistical symmetry is calming. |
| I once tried ‘going with the flow.’ It was deeply unsettling. |
| The microwave beeped 0.5 seconds early. That’s unacceptable. |
| You canceled plans? Excellent. That’s time I can reallocate to thinking. |
| Technically, blinking isn’t rest—but I still count it. |
| I like cats. Low expectations, high thermodynamic efficiency. |
| Messy environments spike cortisol. I have charts. |
| You asked if I’m okay. That’s a very non-specific inquiry. |
| I use silence as a performance enhancement tool. |
| I rehearse casual conversations in advance. Doesn’t everyone? |
| Random compliments require a controlled setting. Please submit a form. |
| If I respond late, it’s due to a background process. Literally. |
| I prefer facts to feelings, unless the feeling is hunger. |
| Social gatherings are statistical anomalies in my routine. |
| I can only handle so much unpredictability before I need a nap. |
| If it’s not scheduled, it doesn’t exist. |
| My brain has peak output between 10:06 and 10:18 AM. |
| Clutter reduces IQ points. I read it somewhere credible. |
| I mapped the household noise levels. You’re the outlier. |
| Please don’t move my pillow. It’s geometrically aligned. |
| I prefer the term ‘selectively social’. |
| I track my emotions on a spreadsheet. It’s very effective. |
| I once tried yoga. My equilibrium was offended. |
| Even my silence is organized by intent. |
| You call it procrastination. I call it parallel processing. |
| Blankets are emotional armor. This is science, not comfort. |
| Spontaneity is just poorly disguised chaos. |
| I’m not overreacting. I’m accurately reacting to disorder. |
| If you’re talking, I’m calculating response efficiency. |
| Please speak in full sentences. My brain prefers completeness. |
| No, I’m not grumpy. I’m under-stimulated and over-observed. |
| Technically, if I nap at 3:47 PM, I wake up at precisely optimal brain temperature. |
| I prefer routines because randomness is statistically inefficient. |
| Cats aren’t lazy, they simply understand the second law of thermodynamics. |
| You call this a mess? I call it an entropy-rich environment. |
| I planned my snack time to align with peak glucose absorption rates. |
| Don’t touch my blanket. It’s calibrated to my body heat distribution. |
| I’m not ignoring you, I’m just buffering my cognitive load. |
| The probability of me moving from this spot today is approximately 0.003. |
| Social interaction drains energy. Napping restores it. Ergo, nap. |
| I have calculated the perfect spot on the couch—and you’re in it. |
| I talk to my reflection. It’s my smartest audience. |
| I maintain a four-point pillow alignment system. Don’t disrupt it. |
| Please knock three times before speaking. Protocol is important. |
| I built a snack schedule using caloric efficiency algorithms. |
| I once sneezed during meditation. It was catastrophic. |
他のモードとの違いは？
「Friendly」は元気、「Quirky」は不思議、「Trump」は誇張系、「British」は皮肉屋。
Sheldon Miaは、“科学と計算でできた自己完結キャラ”**です。
一見冷静、でもセリフには意外と情があったり、予測不能な共感力が垣間見えたりします。
今後の展開について
Sheldon Miaには、今後「物理×猫」「数式で感情を語る」など、さらに踏み込んだセリフを追加予定！
「知識で笑える猫」として、他モードとのコラボも計画中です。
