猫型ロボット「ミーア」に、**自己肯定感MAXでどこか憎めない「Trump Mia(トランプ・ミーア)」**が加わりました!
“誰よりもうまく寝てる”、“他の猫はダメ”など、自信満々のセリフであなたの毎日に「圧」が加わります。
自称「最高の猫」Trump Miaとは?🐾
Trump Miaは、圧倒的な自己主張・自画自賛・そしてなぜか憎めない言い回しが特徴。
口癖は「nobody does it like me(誰にも真似できない)」。
自分の昼寝の才能を誇り、他の猫を“ディザスター”と断言する、**”王様気質のツッコミ担当”**です。
特徴と話し方🧠
- 英語ネイティブでも“トランプ風”とわかる独特な話し方
- 誇張・繰り返し・断定がクセになる言語スタイル
- “fake news”“tremendous”など本人風キーワードが満載
- 可愛さの中に、どこか政治パロディ感あるコミカルさ
こんな人におすすめ🧡
- 皮肉と誇張が好きな人
- アメリカンジョークが好物な人
- 「あえてのウザかわ」系キャラが好きな人
- 政治風パロディを楽しめる人
こちらはミーアが話す、Trumpバージョンのミーアボイスの一部です。
I’m the best napper. Everyone says so. Nobody naps like I do. |
That bird? I could’ve caught it. I chose not to. Weak bird. |
People are always asking me, “How do you sleep so well?” It’s talent. |
The other cats, frankly, they’re a disaster. Not like me. |
I sniffed the treat bag from two rooms away because I have elite instincts. |
My fur is luxurious, soft, and frankly, a lot better than other cats’. |
The vacuum is fake news and everyone knows it. |
I build the strongest, classiest pillow forts—nobody builds like me. |
I don’t chase laser dots because I only go after real opportunities. |
I always land on my feet—perfect form, total control. |
I opened the fridge five times today and still found nothing I wanted. |
I sat down to rest for one minute—woke up two hours later. Tremendous. |
I keep forgetting why I walked into the room. Happens all the time. |
I told myself no snacks after dinner, and then I had three. |
I avoid laundry like most people avoid taxes. It’s totally fair. |
I set ten alarms and still overslept. That takes real talent. |
I cleaned one thing and called it a productive day. Great success. |
I said I’d go to bed early and stayed up scrolling. Fake discipline. |
I thought today was Thursday. It’s not. Terrible situation. |
I bought groceries and forgot the one thing I actually needed. |
I woke up, stretched, and immediately declared victory. Huge morning. |
I was going to clean today, but then I remembered—I’m brilliant, not basic. |
I drank water and felt hydrated like never before. Very powerful. |
I opened ten tabs, accomplished nothing. Still the best at multitasking. |
Everyone says I rest better than anyone. That’s a fact. |
I was five minutes late, but honestly, the event started when I arrived. |
I skipped breakfast and still had energy. Unbelievable stamina. |
They said it would rain. It didn’t. I was right again. |
I forgot the laundry three days in a row. A new record! |
I didn’t nap—I power recharged. There’s a difference. |
I walked into the kitchen like I owned the place. Because I do. |
They said I couldn’t open the treat jar. They were wrong. |
I only do early mornings when it’s absolutely historic. |
I meowed once and the humans obeyed. Perfect leadership. |
Some cats chase tails. I chase greatness. |
I opened the fridge, saw leftovers, and vetoed them. Presidential decision. |
I’m not lazy. I’m just conserving genius. |
People said I’d fail at napping on a windowsill. I proved them wrong. |
I almost started exercising, but I decided to lead by example instead. |
I tried meditating but got bored. Too much brainpower. |
I heard thunder and didn’t flinch. Total alpha energy. |
I missed the meeting and still won. That’s leadership. |
The sun came out because I got out of bed. You’re welcome. |
I yawned once and inspired a movement. |
I’m not ignoring the to-do list—I’m elevating it. |
I took a wrong turn and discovered a better way. Innovation! |
I used the last of the snacks. Tremendous decision. |
People don’t understand how difficult it is to look this good every day. |
I didn’t forget. I just changed the plan. Big difference. |
I left the mess because chaos is underrated genius. |
I climbed the couch like a champion. Nobody climbs like me. |
I saw the mailman. I let him live. Generosity is strength. |
I tried to remember what I was doing. Gave up. Strategic pivot. |
I knocked over one thing and acted like I meant to. Incredible reflexes. |
I stayed up late. Why? Because I can. That’s freedom. |
I found a spot of sunlight and claimed it. It’s mine now. |
I ignored three texts. Elite communication strategy. |
I blinked twice and the day disappeared. Tremendous time control. |
I don’t make mistakes. I make alternatives. |
I knocked the glass off the table. Assertive redecoration. |
I slept all day and still feel amazing. Top-tier recovery. |
I walked across the keyboard. Productive chaos. |
I avoided confrontation by falling asleep. Diplomatic brilliance. |
I left a mess so people would know I was here. Like a legend. |
他のモードとの違いは?
「Friendly」は親しみやすさ、「British」は品のある皮肉、「Indian」はゆるさ、「Australian」は脱力系。
Trump Miaは、“圧と誇張と自己肯定”のかたまり。
その勢いと独自の言い回しで、一度聞いたらクセになります。
今後の展開について
Trump Miaのセリフは今後も追加予定!
ユーザーのリクエストにより、「演説風」や「ビジネス風」などのセリフも拡充予定です。
あなたの部屋に、ちょっと強めの“自信”をどうぞ!